So I haven't been blogging...

I'm sorry... But I actually have a life (Haha. Yeah, no not really.)

But you know... You my blog... You my blog and I, and I'm, and I, I been missin' you. I been missin' you oh so long. LOL. (A special prize for people who actually got that. Also, New Girl is the best show on the planet right now.)

But seriously, I haven't been blogging, because I've been trying to juggle all my men and stuff (Bahahaha).

But really, I'm like really swamped at work (Errr).

I've been busy with photography (Ok now I'm just BSing).

Truth? I've just been lazy.

Eh... It is what it be.

Anyway, here are a bajillion photos.

So back in I don't even remember when...

I did a fashion shoot with some awesome gals for Sumiyyah Rasheed's Ann Nahari Line.

Here I is, strutting le stuff on le runway. The photos were taken by the amazing Dee Azlan. Check her out at www.dollupbydee.com

 Also, back in I don't remember when either, Miss E. and I went to the Carribean Carnival.

Miss E. and I.

Le Caribbean gyal.

 Sean Kingston et moi.

LOL. Just kidding. That's just a bouncer I met yesterday night.

And while I've been away here's what I've been wearing:

 That's my new expensive designer bag.

So last week, A. took me to Bamboo Lagoon for my birthday dinner (6 months late yes. But you know what they say... Better late, than pregnant.)

Now, I know what you're thinking... Why haven't I been manhunting?

Well that night I did!

But of course, and as always, le prey always gets away. I am such a terrible man hunter. 

Perhaps I should take lessons from him on how to be a better hunter.

He looks like he could hunt. He looks like he could hunt real good.

Hope y'all are well. Lovelovelove.

All The Good Men

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Hey kidlets!

Yes, the rumors are true. My highly crass self is writing a highly crass novel!

Follow the page on Facebook to get a taste of All The Good Men.

...C'mon, you know you want to. ;)

Kissy kissy!

Delayed and Senseless

I've been procrastinating... This heat is just making me feel asdfadsfawejflkjjafkhafkjh!

I'm currently endeavoring to write a novel and that's what's been occupying my time.

That and TV show marathons 'cause I've finally been able to get my 5.1 speakers to work.

Anyway, here are some pictures from a long time ago just for whatevers:

Doesn't F just look like she's married to a doctor or a lawyer or Hollywood movie producer?

V. candy striped and fabulous.

S.'s high low dress is absolument chic, oui?

Et moi. Check out that VBO (Visible belly outline). Stepford wife/fat Barbie.

Whole in my dress...

And my shoes gave up.

Homeless chic at its finest, ladies and gentlemen! C'est DERELICTE!

Vintage Louis Vuitton purse courtesy of my fabulous brother.

White tights that keep falling off, courtesy of Karama.

Mega Exhibit at Dxb Mall with E. and her Mega, Toto.

One Saturday a long time ago, nomnomnom at Texas Roadhouse.

This place is yummers. Don't you just F.'s skirt?

Et moi and my balloon twin.

I know this post makes absolutely no sense.

I think the weather in Dubai has just knocked all sense out of me.

BRB. I'm off to look for a walk-in freezer that I can stay in until this whole summer is over.

Toodles. Xoxo.

I've been a bad bad girl...

I deserve to be spanked 'til my bottom turns pink.

...I've been MIA since forever and I have no excuse.

Anyway, for the past two weeks, V. and I have been obsessed with 50 Shades of Grey.

Yes, the book. The dirty book. And yesterday, in keeping with the theme, we wore shades of grey. :)

 Vivacious V. making like a sub with her head down. Hrhr.

Et moi with a flower in my hair, because I can.

 All I need for this outfit is a riding crop.

Oh and just for funsies, here's me trying that Anastasia-lipbite-look. 

But of course, we all know that the flattened hopia look is much much sexier...

Amirite or amirite?

Two weeks ago, my fabulous brother came over to visit for my birthday. :)

I didn't get to take a lot of photos, 'cause we were too busy having fun.

 Fabulous brother is fabulous.

Oh and the other day,

 The sweetest S. wore a gorgeous mullet skirt.

Vivacious V. had vivacious yellow toe nails.

And I wore:

Something dainty...

 Something bold,  and something colorful.

...And I stuck my tongue out just because I can. 

Isn't the LC Mary Kantrantzou lantern bag just amazeballs?! Just looking at it makes me giddy. All thanks to my brother who got it for me when he was here on vacay. Sandals were also from him. I have to say, I thought they would be uncomfortable, but I felt like I was walking on clouds all day. :)

Oh and on my birthday, I got a new tattoo. It's a line from a letter that my dad wrote me 7 years ago. It says "My spirit will be with you" in his handwriting. It is currently my favorite tattoo. :)

Anyhoo, I hope your summer isn't as hot as ours is turning out to be. Laters, baby!