Irresponsible Blog Keeper

There. I said it. I am an irresponsible blog keeper.

:(

I'm sorry.

:) How's about some pictures from a long time ago to make up for it? :)

Fabulous F. looking fabulous in B&W.

Vivacious V.'s vibrant tattoo peeking out of her top.

Et voila! My ass and a hole in my skirt.

Don't know how that hole got there...

...Didn't realize it was there 'til later that day.

Oh well... I ain't highly crass for nothing.

Confession?

This skirt is actually a tube-type flowy top. :)

The necklace was F.'s 2011 birthday gift to me. Ain't it purdee?

:)

On February 14...

Otherwise known as Anna Howard Shaw day and that other day named after a saint that shall not be named, F. wanted to rebel and wear blue instead of the usual red.

Rebellious F. in riveting blue. That girl is just all kinds of sexy.

I, on the other hand, decided to mourn the death of my lovelife...

...by wearing this black number.

It seemed like all was lost and the day felt like it was going to be as dark as my outfit, until...

The perfect man (who, may I just mention, was wearing a three-piece supremely tailored suit.) handed me this heart-on-a-stick.

And like a magic wand the heart-on-a-stick magically uplifted my otherwise dismal day.

Naturally, when you see the perfect man... You hang on to them for dear life and you don't let them go...

...And that's what I did.

Or at least tried to.

Sadly, my manhunting misadventures ended like they usually do... With the man running away for dear life towards the opposite direction.

The heart-on-a-stick turned out to be mine.

:(

Woe is me.

Ahhh... But I am a strong girl... I won't let this bog me down.

I shall manhunt again and again and again... Until the world runs out of men for me to hunt.

:)

So... Yesterday was bring-your-DSLR-to-work day just for the lulz.

Fabulous F. in a top that I picked out.

See... I make good choices. :) Maybe not in men or relationships. But definitely in clothes for friends. :)

Vivacious V. in corporate girly mode.

And Kinetic K. with and her "krasiviya popka".

For my non-Russian-speaking readers, "krasiviya popka" is "beautiful butt" and "krasivi padmyshky" is "beautiful armpits".

Yes, I know the most useful Russian words, don't I?

Hope y'all have a wonderful weekend!

XOXO.

Of cockatoo nails, ragdoll dresses, and the man of my dreams...

Hey hey. :)

How've y'all been?

I've been... Bleh...

Because of this bleh day that's coming up.

It just makes me feel so bleh...

On other not so bleh news...

Last Tuesday...

F. was showing off her fabulous stems and equally fabulous derriere.

Vivacious V. went with Spring color trend with this gorgeous gathered dress in a color that Pantone calls Driftwood.

The Sweetest S. in red, ready for the upcoming holiday that shall not be named.

And me, pretending to be Mexican.

Would you like a burrito?

Last Thursday...

It took all that was in me to not steal these turquoise mocs from T...

...And this fabulous top from A.

S. got all psyched for the weekend... 

...And I got all psycho, thinking I could actually draw the style friends. 

The Fabulous F.

My fabulous FAIL.

The vivacious V.

And I don't even know...

Et moi.

Drawing is my biggest frustration.

I should really just give up. ...But you know what they say...

Fall down seven...

...Stand up eight.

On other news, we went to Dubai Mall that night.

We went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner. And I really loved the food, and the glasses! I offered to buy it, but they wouldn't sell it to me. So, I tried to steal it.

Also, Bloomingdales thought it would be funny to taunt me. Frikkin' February 14 should be called Vagina Day. Because I'm single and bitter and forever alone.

On a lighter and happier note...

<3

I think I may have met the man of my dreams!

I mean, seriously, any guy who wears fantastically tailored shirts with his initials embroidered on them with a little friend for cufflinks defo has my heart. I'm smitten, I tell you. Smitten.

Must now get ready with rope and burlap sack to manhunt this one.

And lastly, today...

The fabulous F. wore fabu red and got into the upcoming-holiday-that-shall-not-be-named's spirit.

And I, having fallen in love with 2012's Spring Color trends, got all dressed up in...

...Cockatoo colored nails...

...and Cabaret & Bellflower ragdoll dress. :)

Hope your upcoming-holiday-that-shall-not-be-named will be filled with lots of love and gooey stuff.

If it's not, well, there's always next year. <3 That's what I always tell myself.

Warning: This post is hella long.

Hey hey! :) Didja miss us? Didja? :)

If you didn't, well then, you should!

...That's a very effective argument, isn't it?

If you don't think so, well then, you should.

Anyhoo...

Somewho, told me I look like an owl. ...Of course, I don't really give a hoot.

So yeah, last week (I forget when, 'cause it's been so long...),  I thought it would be a good idea to wear my plebeian-inspired skirt and make like Cinderella.

Singing: "So this is love... Mmm-hmm-hmm... So this is love..."

Fairy Godmomma, I's ready for my gown, so I can manhunt Prince Charming...

I've had this bag for a million years. Mamu gave it to me a million years ago.

That day was the first time I used it.

Isn't it purdee? It could be my modern day glass slipper.

Armed with my plebeian-inspired skirt and faux fur aldo bag, I went and sought for Prince Charming...

Is that...? Could it be...? Wait...

Yes it is! It's my dignity and it's being blown away by the wind!

...Eh. It ain't worth much anyway...

The Fabulous F. in fabulous red.

F. & V. are shade sistahs! :)

Last Thursday, we were all sad...

'Cause babygirl S. was going to do the longest catwalk at Dubai Mall and sadly, I had a previous thing that was on at the same time, so I couldn't be there to support her.

But they know I lovesss them. <3

So but yeah, on Friday while they were off at Dubai Mall doing this...

...I was doing this, at the thing that I had to be at.

Sunday!

We tried to take photos together... But since I'm a heffer...

We couldn't do it...

We had to settle for a mirror shot.

The Style Friends plus... Prince Charming?

The Fabulous F. looked exceptionally fabulous in her white skirt and white mocs that I need in my life.

Vivacious V. in voracious neutrals.

The Sweetest S. in her favorite mellow yellow tones. :) She's a ray of sunshine.

Et moi in B&B (browns and blacks)

Yes, Longchamp is paying me to advertise their bags. LOL.

My leggings kept falling off... Frikkin' leggings. 

Question...

Am I pulling off the orange nails? Is it funky cool or old lady trying to be funky?

How about these boots?

Am I pulling off the peeling-pleather look? ie Am I peeling it off? LOL.

Yesterday!

The Sweetest S. looking really sweet.


The Fabulous F. in fabulous florals.

Et moi...

I've had this dress for a million years, yesterday was the first time that I wore it. The fabric is really nice. It's stretchy jersey, but thicker than the usual. I like it. :) ...And yes. It is a dress...

See?

Love you lots! Miss you plenty!