Warning: This post is hella long.

Hey hey! :) Didja miss us? Didja? :)

If you didn't, well then, you should!

...That's a very effective argument, isn't it?

If you don't think so, well then, you should.

Anyhoo...

Somewho, told me I look like an owl. ...Of course, I don't really give a hoot.

So yeah, last week (I forget when, 'cause it's been so long...),  I thought it would be a good idea to wear my plebeian-inspired skirt and make like Cinderella.

Singing: "So this is love... Mmm-hmm-hmm... So this is love..."

Fairy Godmomma, I's ready for my gown, so I can manhunt Prince Charming...

I've had this bag for a million years. Mamu gave it to me a million years ago.

That day was the first time I used it.

Isn't it purdee? It could be my modern day glass slipper.

Armed with my plebeian-inspired skirt and faux fur aldo bag, I went and sought for Prince Charming...

Is that...? Could it be...? Wait...

Yes it is! It's my dignity and it's being blown away by the wind!

...Eh. It ain't worth much anyway...

The Fabulous F. in fabulous red.

F. & V. are shade sistahs! :)

Last Thursday, we were all sad...

'Cause babygirl S. was going to do the longest catwalk at Dubai Mall and sadly, I had a previous thing that was on at the same time, so I couldn't be there to support her.

But they know I lovesss them. <3

So but yeah, on Friday while they were off at Dubai Mall doing this...

...I was doing this, at the thing that I had to be at.

Sunday!

We tried to take photos together... But since I'm a heffer...

We couldn't do it...

We had to settle for a mirror shot.

The Style Friends plus... Prince Charming?

The Fabulous F. looked exceptionally fabulous in her white skirt and white mocs that I need in my life.

Vivacious V. in voracious neutrals.

The Sweetest S. in her favorite mellow yellow tones. :) She's a ray of sunshine.

Et moi in B&B (browns and blacks)

Yes, Longchamp is paying me to advertise their bags. LOL.

My leggings kept falling off... Frikkin' leggings. 

Question...

Am I pulling off the orange nails? Is it funky cool or old lady trying to be funky?

How about these boots?

Am I pulling off the peeling-pleather look? ie Am I peeling it off? LOL.

Yesterday!

The Sweetest S. looking really sweet.


The Fabulous F. in fabulous florals.

Et moi...

I've had this dress for a million years, yesterday was the first time that I wore it. The fabric is really nice. It's stretchy jersey, but thicker than the usual. I like it. :) ...And yes. It is a dress...

See?

Love you lots! Miss you plenty!

Yesterday & Today...

So, I meant to blog yesterday, but stuff got in the way and before I knew it, it was already today!

...Did that make any sense at all?

So anyway, yesterday...

...Vivacious V. decided that it would be a fabulous idea to dress up like a schoolgirl. Isn't she just the cutest?

 The Sweetest S. in all her monochromatic glory.

One of my bestest girls, GG (http://fabchub.tumblr.com) wanted to see S.'s hair from all sides. 

 Here you go, GGkins. <3

Fabulous F. was finally well enough to come to work...

FYI, that shirt she's wearing... I'll be painting that. :) Will show you photos once it's done.

Yeah, I was going for that grandma housemaid look.

I think we can all agree that I'm defo rocking this look. I mean, look at me. So fierce! 

My love and gratitude to my wonderful brother for giving me that uber chic vintage Gucci purse. 

And the faux fox tail... 

...The faux fox tail that I can use when I want to be feisty and animalistic.

I'm told men love to chase tail.

Today...

 

Vivacious V. graduated from the highschool girl look to the college girl look.

The Sweetest S. and her pipe dreams.

She makes green look good.

 Fabulous F. in fabulous Floral.

Et moi sporting a VBO.

For all you non-fatties, a VBO is a (Visible Belly Outline). It's a thing in the Fatshion world.

 

To aid us in our manhunt, I thought we could use this wheely-type thing to put all the wild and sexy man beasts that we catch.

That is if I can actually pull it.

Even when empty, it was quite a feat...

Anyway, I  have good news and bad news...

 

 Good news is I found another wild sexy man beast.

I even managed to get him inside the elevator...

Bad news is as soon as we got out of the elevator he bolted faster than a Puma.

Le sigh.

Maybe I should just carry a taser next time. Or a tranquilizer. 

Move out, move in, move around...

Hey cuties! :)

Before anything can I just ask one thing?

Is it just me... Or is it windy out?

Yeah... Ok. So, do y'all remember that balcony where we always took photos in?

Yeah, that one. Sadly, that's just a thing of the past now. :(

:) We moved, y'see... :) And what you will be seeing is more of this instead:

 The Sweetest S. looking toward the bright future of Highly Crass photos in this environment.

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Isn't she just a sight for monochromatic sore eyes? So fab.

Et moi...

 I feel like I should wear a gown tomorrow. This type of location merits a gown.

That beautiful brooch was given to me by brother.

And yes, he made that all by his amazing self. Isn't he just the bestest?

Oh and yeah, we'll need to work out the kinks of how to pose in this thing here... We wouldn't want anyone to sprain anything.

Speaking of spraining things, the fabulous F. is still not feeling so well.

:( Poor thing. Please give her your love in the comments section.

(Yes, I am a comment whore.  I think we've already established that in my previous Multiply blog. There's no need to stop and stare at me like that..)

On other news, manhunting has been put on hold for the meantime as we are quite busy with the move.

How much do we love the boxes? Aren't they just perfect for fashionable streetstyle-type shots like this...

...Or this...

...Or even this...

And need I say it? Clearly, I am the better model out of all the style friends...

I mean, look this, it's all very Haute Couture, oui?

Anyway, may your week be as fabulous as ours is turning out to be!

Kissy kissy!